what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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