if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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