I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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