I wanna bring you to show and tell
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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