At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize