Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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