sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
