Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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