p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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