Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.