dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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