Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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