...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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