Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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