In the future we'll all be gay
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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