She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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