I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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