question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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