Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I look better un-naked...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
