Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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