So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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