In the future we'll all be gay
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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