gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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