does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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