that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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