whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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