I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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