google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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