I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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