never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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