I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
We smell like vodka and hangover
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