Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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