absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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