i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
