that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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