ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she smelled like a LAN party
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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