The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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