I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize