Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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