I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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