That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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