ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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