do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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