Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
More tranny stories later!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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