btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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