I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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