no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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