Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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