Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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