Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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