make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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