I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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