Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You are the jesus of drinking
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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