Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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