Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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