Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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