Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm passing your future prison.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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