so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
